{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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Marc Sway, is a Swiss soul and pop singer. Since 2003 he has released five albums and from 2013 Sway acts as a juror and vocal coach in the television singing competition The Voice of Switzerland.
"}{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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Hydrozetidae is a family of oribatids in the order Oribatida. There is at least one genus, Hydrozetes, and at least 20 described species in Hydrozetidae.
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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}